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| The contents of Aisleyne's fridge appear on p61 of this week's magazine. She gives details of her vices, diet, favourite meal etc. The nutritionist seems very happy with what she's eating! It's a nice full-page article accompanied by a picture of Aisleyne at the Ice Ball (quite appropriate!). |
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| It's certainly been a bumper couple of weeks for Ash in the celeb mags. It's like they've all realised (finally!) that Ash is here to stay!  |
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| remaha - 3/4/2007 17:39 It's certainly been a bumper couple of weeks for Ash in the celeb mags. It's like they've all realised (finally! ) that Ash is here to stay! And it's all thanks to a diet of aubergines, mackerel and organic hommous.  |
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Location: Scottish Borders | And plenty of water. |
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| emptybox - 3/4/2007 18:59 And plenty of water. And no red wine.  |
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| Good to see Aisleyne's fridge getting some publicity as well. This could prove useful at a future Urban Musiic Awards Ceremony, where Aisleyne must now be seen as a regular to present awards as she did in 2006. If by any unfortunate chance she is unable to attend she can "do a David Niven" and send her fridge, which has the advantage over David Niven's fridge in being itself now a minor celebrity in its own right.
Foe those unfamiliar with the "David Niven's Fridge" occurrence I refer you to the following link
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode39.htm#5
from which I reproduce the relevant extract as follows (please note the high cholesterol contents of early 70's fridges compared to Ash's superhealthy 2007 one!):
back to Dickie Attenborough at the awards ceremony.
Dickie: Ladies and gentlemen, seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me now to announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the British Film Indusrty would be today. I refer of course to my friend and colleague, Mr David Niven. (vast applause, a bit of emotion from Dickie) Sadly, David Niven cannot be with us tonight, but he has sent his fridge. (applause; 'Around the world in eighty days' music; the fridge is pushed down by a man in a brown coat) This is the fridge in which David keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.
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| ofni - 3/4/2007 22:28 Good to see Aisleyne's fridge getting some publicity as well. This could prove useful at a future Urban Musiic Awards Ceremony, where Aisleyne must now be seen as a regular to present awards as she did in 2006. If by any unfortunate chance she is unable to attend she can "do a David Niven" and send her fridge, which has the advantage over David Niven's fridge in being itself now a minor celebrity in its own right. Thanks for the info about Mr Niven's fridge. However, I believe Aisleyne's fridge to be an imposter! The fridge in the photo is way too clean to be a fridge that's actually being used. I suspect a future article on (for example) Cheryl Cole's fridge will show a suspiciously similar fridge. |
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| "Celebrity Fridges", what an "Idea" for a new TV show! (Think "man in black catsuit" )
It's got food! It's got originality! It's got "Content"!
D'ye think Aisleyne would agree to be the "Talent"? (We could ensure that a picture of Richard Madeley was placed inside every fridge door).
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| ofni - 3/4/2007 23:04 "Celebrity Fridges", what an "Idea" for a new TV show! (Think "man in black catsuit" ) It's got food! It's got originality! It's got "Content"! D'ye think Aisleyne would agree to be the "Talent"? (We could ensure that a picture of Richard Madeley was placed inside every fridge door). If the pitch meeting went anything like the one in Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe Guide, then you probably end up with a show about Jordan's fridge called Price Freeze.  |
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| maringo - 3/4/2007 23:09
ofni - 3/4/2007 23:04 "Celebrity Fridges", what an "Idea" for a new TV show! (Think "man in black catsuit" ) It's got food! It's got originality! It's got "Content"! D'ye think Aisleyne would agree to be the "Talent"? (We could ensure that a picture of Richard Madeley was placed inside every fridge door). If the pitch meeting went anything like the one in Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe Guide, then you probably end up with a show about Jordan's fridge called Price Freeze.
Presented by Richard Madeley (with a picture of Aisleyne in every fridge). |
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| Meanwhile, back on topic, I gather that the picture of Aisleyne is from the Ice Ball. Now when Ash mentioned doing her "Closer" shoot she mentioned some swimwear shots (one of whic we saw two weeks ago), and some others which I'd have expected to see in this week's article. That presumably means that Closer mag have some further pics of Aisleyne ready for her next Closer mag appearance (in another two weeks perchance?). Hope so. |
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| ofni - 3/4/2007 23:57 Meanwhile, back on topic, I gather that the picture of Aisleyne is from the Ice Ball. Now when Ash mentioned doing her "Closer" shoot she mentioned some swimwear shots (one of whic we saw two weeks ago), and some others which I'd have expected to see in this week's article. That presumably means that Closer mag have some further pics of Aisleyne ready for her next Closer mag appearance (in another two weeks perchance?). Hope so. When she mentioned the shoot on the radio, she also mentioned wearing dresses as well as bikinis. So there could be many more unpublished shots for future use in the magazine. |
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| I'm still waiting for the "how to" article showing Aisleyne's famous "foot-in-the-basin" technique for applying eye make-up, which we all found so fascinating during BB7. With full step-by-step instructional illustrations of course.
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| ofni - 4/4/2007 09:23
I'm still waiting for the "how to" article showing Aisleyne's famous "foot-in-the-basin" technique for applying eye make-up, which we all found so fascinating during BB7. With full step-by-step instructional illustrations of course.
l. Take Off Clothes
2.Wear Thong and Bra
3. Lift Leg to right angle and place on Sink
4. Peer in Mirror
5. Apply Makeup
N.B. For best results..Brazillian wax recommended.  and a good Mascara..
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| Yep, that's the general idea.
You laydeez might want Aisleyne to add some more detail to the technical aspects of the application process.
The rest of us will be happy with more pictures.
Ah, the summer of '06, how the memories flood back!
And that reminds me, when do nominations and voting start for "Rear of the Year 2007"? |
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| ofni - 4/4/2007 14:24 And that reminds me, when do nominations and voting start for "Rear of the Year 2007"? You can nominate now, acccording to the website... http://www.rearoftheyearcompetition.com/ She made it into Zoo's top 50 this week, so surely she's got a chance! |
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Ive voted for her....!!  |
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| maringo - 3/4/2007 18:01
remaha - 3/4/2007 17:39 It's certainly been a bumper couple of weeks for Ash in the celeb mags. It's like they've all realised (finally! ) that Ash is here to stay! And it's all thanks to a diet of aubergines, mackerel and organic hommous.
Princess agrees with you!!!
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Location: Scottish Borders | Odm - 4/4/2007 15:13 Ive voted for her....!! I've nominated her as well. |
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| Odm - 4/4/2007 15:32 Princess agrees with you!!! Aisleyne's diet is pretty similar to yours, Odm. She's got a mostly vegetarian diet apart the odd bit of fish (and cat... apparently!). |
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| maringo - 5/4/2007 02:28
Odm - 4/4/2007 15:32 Princess agrees with you!!! Aisleyne's diet is pretty similar to yours, Odm. She's got a mostly vegetarian diet apart the odd bit of fish (and cat... apparently!).
My diet has changed somewhat recently....im back on the PIG...after six years on the leaves...should I be guilty...yes.. but did I feel different...healthier...amazing..fantastic...not eating meat....NO..
so..ahem..  this girl has gotta hang her heed .... |
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| maringo - 3/4/2007 22:46
However, I believe Aisleyne's fridge to be an imposter! The fridge in the photo is way too clean to be a fridge that's actually being used. I suspect a future article on (for example ) Cheryl Cole's fridge will show a suspiciously similar fridge.
My suspicions were correct! I've been sorting out a load of old mags and noticed that every celebrity fridge in Closer magazine appears to be the same one! Blooming fraudsters!
So I'd definitely take this week's story in Closer about Aisleyne/P Diddy with a pinch of salt! It was probably two hours, not one. |
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Closer Magazine (Apr 7th-13th) - Aisleyne's fridge!
