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| Another week, another piece on Aisleyne. They're certainly taking a keen interest on what she's up to!
http://www.people.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectid=1880562... |
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| Isn't this the third week running that Aisleyne's been mentioned in The People? Maybe Alice Walker & Emma Donnan are fans? Could they even be forum members? The Site is getting an impressive amount of visits from the media, so it's quite possible. |
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Location: [Male] East Yorkshire | I dare suggest they were chuffed about the Aisleyne : Lowering the tone (DS:BB thread) prompted by their LOWERING THE TONE concoction from last week :D Newspapers used to enjoy the freedom of being able to spin yarns without competition from alternative outlets. Now, they have to contend with online bloggers, forumers and the like who outnumber the columnists and outsmart them as well.
My 'right-of-reply' post drew attention to "the 43-word article from the two reporters" and observes that they had "Nothing to say but it didn't prevent them saying it.  "
This week's Showbiz ViP headlines (scroll down to Ash's picture) features the whole 13-word wind-up linked to in the OP. We click on the link and see the same thing with a dateline and a byline added - no other content.  So, you're thinking - [thanks, Ash] WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT, THEN?
Continuing my egocentric story, the reason is obvious: the two Nikki fans (I assume), who wrote the yarn, ming so much that they can't pull a bloke to make up a threesome. 
Okay, maybe not that.  - They wouldn't stand a chance with me, anyway. Maybe they've realised that they're not writing a monologue - rather, starting a dialogue which was joined by others in that forum thread. The journo's got trounced by the introduction of facts but they enjoyed the attention which they sought and they're trying to encourage it again ... to discover if they're in control ... because they're not sure, yet.
It's old-fashioned attention-seeking, 21st century stylee. 
Aisleyne : Lowering the tone (DS:BB thread) |
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Well reading that..this comes to mind. 
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| Isn't it hard to throw yourself at fellas when you're weighed down by 4 mobile phones in your knickers?  |
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| maringo - 25/3/2007 15:22
Isn't it hard to throw yourself at fellas when you're weighed down by 4 mobile phones in your knickers?
Maybe it is..but I bet you get a lot of 'rings'.....
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| Odm - 25/3/2007 15:45
Maybe it is..but I bet you get a lot of 'rings'.....
It depends on what phone number she gives the fellas. On her radio show, she told me to try 01 21 Do one, but I got no connection.  |
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When I go to the link all I see is a few words which seem to be the opening paragraph but nothing else .
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| kowalski - 25/3/2007 16:17
When I go to the link all I see is a few words which seem to be the opening paragraph but nothing else .
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That's all there is! Surely it must win an award for the shortest Aisleyne article ever? |
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Is there more of an article in the actual paper?
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| Congratulations to the People for spending so much time and effort on such a magnificant article. I wonder what plans they have for next week. Can't wait. I suppose a little more exposure's better than none.
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| maringo - 25/3/2007 15:58
Odm - 25/3/2007 15:45
Maybe it is..but I bet you get a lot of 'rings'.....
It depends on what phone number she gives the fellas. On her radio show, she told me to try 01 21 Do one, but I got no connection.
Well unless you want a Taxi it wont be any good anyway...cos thats the number she gave for her cabs... |
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| kowalski - 25/3/2007 16:38
Is there more of an article in the actual paper?
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I've had a look at someone else's copy to check and this is it. It's just one of the snippets at the bottom of the celebrity pages.
It's accompanied by a small photo of Aisleyne at the BB7 wrap party, so they're even too tight to use a recent photo! |
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| boldjohn - 25/3/2007 17:11
Congratulations to the People for spending so much time and effort on such a magnificant article. I wonder what plans they have for next week. Can't wait. I suppose a little more exposure's better than none.
I can exclusively reveal next week's article...
"Aisleyne was spotted in Chinawhites taking several mobile phones out of her knickers and throwing them at any fella who tried to chat her up. This was at the request of her new husband, Brian Harvey, who lives in her bra." |
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| maringo - 25/3/2007 20:11
I can exclusively reveal next week's article...
"Aisleyne was spotted in Chinawhites taking several mobile phones out of her knickers and throwing them at any fella who tried to chat her up. This was at the request of her new husband, Brian Harvey, who lives in her bra."
Only in one cup. She keeps Richard Madeley in the other as a spare.
Edited by ofni 25/3/2007 20:33
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| Aisleyne, Brian, Richard and the entire West Ham squad, (whom the Big Brother loser is known to be "forever blowing" declined to comment on the incident, despite claims by a large breasted witness that the wannabee ghetto queen had "f....... used one of the f........ phones to f......... phone the f........ press mate". |
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| Well ......... Is it in? |
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| boldjohn - 1/4/2007 23:06 Well ......... Is it in? No, I think you ruined their exclusive! |
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