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| Please don't kneecap me again Claire, but I can't resist this one
The Independent is reporting the following:
http://news.independent.co.uk/people/pandora/article2162835.ece
Word has it that the latest addition to this rather shabby series of Celebrity Big Brother is uber-paparazzo Darren Lyons, the c**katoo-haired boss of the Big Pictures sleb photo agency.
Viewers of the pap's late-night television series may recall his "forthright" opinions and abrasive management style.
And Lyons has a head start on the other housemates: his friends cackle that he knows all about the racism row that has sparked rioting on the streets of India, and that he plans to wind up the other housemates (who are banned from knowledge of the outside world).
"Jade Goody's in the firing line," says a pal. "The contestants are about as sharp as bath sponges and probably won't realise Darren got rich by selling pictures of them falling over drunk with their nipples hanging out."
It's being reported on DSBB as well, (apparently the Sun has him as one of three names too) though as of a few minutes ago they were still a bit vague about who he is! And they certainly weren't aware of his Aisleyne connection! Maybe someone should go tell 'em!
Any comment, Claire?
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| ofni - 18/1/2007 01:22
Please don't kneecap me again Claire, but I can't resist this one
The Independent is reporting the following:
http://news.independent.co.uk/people/pandora/article2162835.ece
Word has it that the latest addition to this rather shabby series of Celebrity Big Brother is uber-paparazzo Darren Lyons, the c**katoo-haired boss of the Big Pictures sleb photo agency.
Viewers of the pap's late-night television series may recall his "forthright" opinions and abrasive management style.
And Lyons has a head start on the other housemates: his friends cackle that he knows all about the racism row that has sparked rioting on the streets of India, and that he plans to wind up the other housemates (who are banned from knowledge of the outside world).
"Jade Goody's in the firing line," says a pal. "The contestants are about as sharp as bath sponges and probably won't realise Darren got rich by selling pictures of them falling over drunk with their nipples hanging out."
It's being reported on DSBB as well, (apparently the Sun has him as one of three names too ) though as of a few minutes ago they were still a bit vague about who he is! And they certainly weren't aware of his Aisleyne connection! Maybe someone should go tell 'em!
He'd make a good housemate. I might even watch it then.
Thanks ofni! |
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| I see the rude word detector is set at very very safe- c o c k atoo?). (Though it allowed "nipples"
The Sun apparently says Mark Bosnich is one of the others. TWO Aussies? Strewth!
Edited by ofni 18/1/2007 01:31
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| ofni - 18/1/2007 01:28
I see the rude word detector is set at very very safe (c o c k atoo).
Yet it let Jade Goody's nipples show, perhaps it needs some adjusting. |
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| maringo - 18/1/2007 01:31
ofni - 18/1/2007 01:28
I see the rude word detector is set at very very safe (c o c k atoo).
Yet it let Jade Goody's nipples show, perhaps it needs some adjusting.
What, all three of them?
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| Well I really like Darryn so I will break my curfew and have a longer squint......but ONLY if Darryn goes in. |
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Location: Scottish Borders | If he goes in, I hope he's wearing an "I heart Ash" T-shirt. |
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| emptybox - 18/1/2007 02:27
If he goes in, I hope he's wearing an "I heart Ash" T-shirt.
And tells Jade Goody "You better know yourself if you're talking about Shilpa like that, little girl". |
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| ....except shes hardly a little girl with the size of her gob.... |
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| Hi Guys,
I can't believe how quickly you all pick up on press, your sources must be incredible! I'm afraid i can't confirm that Darryn is going into the house! As far as we're concerned, Darryn is still in Australia.
Claire x |
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| Thanks Claire.
Regardless of whether he goes into the BB house or not, you can still catch him on his new AOL show...
http://eleven.aol.co.uk/gossip/mr-paparazzi-celebrity-weekly/articl...
I only just found out about this while looking for more info on the BB story. |
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| claire - 18/1/2007 11:42 Hi Guys, I can't believe how quickly you all pick up on press, your sources must be incredible! I'm afraid i can't confirm that Darryn is going into the house! As far as we're concerned, Darryn is still in Australia. Claire x Thanks Claire and thanks for the compliment. I'll pass them on to my special investigator, Frank Drebin. "Can't confirm", eh? Of course not,as secrecy must be maintained if it were true. And I've still got my kneecaps. Hmm. |
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| Hello, hello, hello! See who's picked up on this story now...
http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2007/01/18/shilpa-big-brot... |
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| Hello indeed! Also Brand Republic Media Bulletin: http://www.brandrepublic.com/bulletins/br/article/626677/celeb-big-brother-furore-turns-trial-phone-vote/
Edited by ofni 18/1/2007 13:53
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| Belated hello to Claire, and just wondering if I could get my name on the back of Darryns T shirt. I dont mind if Ais is on the front.... |
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| Today's Daily Star is saying that he'll be in the house within 48 hours...
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news_detail.html?sku=1076 |
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| Oooooooooh! Daily Star, eh? And whose BIG pictures have they been showing recently? Oooooooooooh! |
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| ofni - 19/1/2007 15:41
Oooooooooh! Daily Star, eh? And whose BIG pictures have they been showing recently? Oooooooooooh!
They could use more pictures of Aisleyne if he goes into the house. I'm not saying he's not good-looking, but I think the Daily Star would prefer to print pictures of Aisleyne rather than pictures of him. They can use the link between them as an angle.
So if any Daily Star reporters are reading... |
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| Yes, maringo I was thinking the very same thing. And remember how they've often seemed to use any excuse to include Ash's picture in "general" BB7 stories? |
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| ofni - 19/1/2007 16:08
Yes, maringo I was thinking the very same thing. And remember how they've often seemed to use any excuse to include Ash's picture in "general" BB7 stories?
Daily Star exclusive! BB7 loser Jayne Kitt takes over from Danielle Lloyd as the face of Bennetts Motorcycle Insurance. But never mind that, here's a photo of fellow BB7 housemate Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace in a bikini. |
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| The Daily Star now says he will be entering sometime today. |
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| maringo - 21/1/2007 03:44 The Daily Star now says he will be entering sometime today. Unles we catch that live Maringo, we wont get the highlights of it until Monday will we?? .....or what...any suggestions there.? |
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Here's what he said in his final show before leaving for BB...
http://eleven.aol.co.uk/gossip/mr-paparazzi-in-big-brother/article/... |
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| Odm - 21/1/2007 03:53
maringo - 21/1/2007 03:44 The Daily Star now says he will be entering sometime today. Unles we catch that live Maringo, we wont get the highlights of it until Monday will we?? .....or what...any suggestions there.?
So I'll have to actually watch it then?
OK, I might take a peek. |
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