That was great.
Not sure she's quite got the hang of haggling yet."That's horrible....so what are you going to charge for it".
Glad she put that big knife down eventually. Customs might have had something to say about that.
Perhaps the same outfit will send her to some of the other exotic locations on that site?
No, I think you'll find that it was merely an overgrown fingernail...
I'm sure that's just a draft edit, as well, ofni?