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| ofni - 28/4/2007 22:35
Hi Ash I've been out and about all day and just logged on to see you've been busy. Hope you're feeling OK today!
She has replied to lots of your questions and even called you a genius!  |
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| Oh I've seen it, believe me, Babycakes, I've seen it.
I'm also clever AND jammy, apparently. |
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| ofni - 28/4/2007 22:46
Oh I've seen it, believe me, Babycakes, I've seen it.
I'm also clever AND jammy, apparently.
You're definitely jammy, as I've had no questions answered.  
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| Ash clearly wants to take her time with your questions, so she can be sure to give Babycakes the "amazing" answers he deserves! |
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Location: [Male] East Yorkshire | maringo - 28/4/2007 22:47 ofni - 28/4/2007 22:46
Oh I've seen it, believe me, Babycakes, I've seen it.
I'm also clever AND jammy, apparently. You're definitely jammy, as I've had no questions answered. Observe how I, cleverly, avoid asking questions so that I don't get sad if they're not answered.  I'm not stoooooopid, me.   Second of all, observe closely how I fly under the radar by slickly dodging getting called babe, sweetie, genius, clever, jammy and such. It's a real art, I promise you.  [ ] P.S. Accidents are unavoidable, of course: Ash bigged me up in the Invincible chatroom and I wasn't quick enough disconnecting.  ... Several times, in fact - even though I emailed to apply for special exemption.
Apart from these minor setbacks, my covert operations are going to plan.  |
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| deeb - 29/4/2007 01:10
Second of all, observe closely how I fly under the radar by slickly dodging getting called babe, sweetie, genius, clever, jammy and such. It's a real art, I promise you.
I'm going to blow your cover wide open by starting an Ask Aisleyne thread called "Deeb: Babe or genius?".  |
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| maringo - 29/4/2007 01:14
deeb - 29/4/2007 01:10
Second of all, observe closely how I fly under the radar by slickly dodging getting called babe, sweetie, genius, clever, jammy and such. It's a real art, I promise you.
I'm going to blow your cover wide open by starting an Ask Aisleyne thread called "Deeb: Babe or genius?".
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Location: [Male] East Yorkshire | maringo - 29/4/2007 01:14 I'm going to blow your cover wide open by starting an Ask Aisleyne thread called "Deeb: Babe or genius?". Covered! During Ash's hypnosis session the other day, she was conditioned to think "Who Da Funk is this Dweeb item?????" and move straight on to the next question. Easy. [ ] Anyway, I can stand cats* so I'll never be accepted ... . . . . . ... *except, maybe, for this little fella.  . . . . . 
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Location: [Male] East Yorkshire | ofni - 29/4/2007 01:17 [...] And Imogen Lloyd-Webber lover! It turned out that Miss L-W has issues. She would only talk to me through a megaphone and say hurtful things like: "No, seriously, when's the last time you had a shower?" This is one of my most successful totty filters, ever. Apparently ( and I blame womens' magazine advice columns for this ), a man has to mask his natural masculine pheromones using aerosols charged with a chemical blend of complex hydrocarbons. - It's slightly sad ... but it's modern life, I'm afraid. Still, it keeps the bunny-boilers at bay so that I, with my pet skunk, Nancy, can enjoy a life of celibacy and Kakuro puzzles (I have to do most of those, these days).  I'd like to stay friends with IL-W as long as she doesn't stand between me and Yvette.
Ash has nothing to fear from being hit upon by me ... just as long as she doesn't spike my Lidl Cola while I'm waxing my nasal hair.  [ ] <------ "crying inside" (the sympathy call is imminent)
I'm very patient. "Babe" would be cool ... anything but "hun", really. A £6.50 Celebdaq dividend would fix everything. No pressure, babes. 
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| Right, this thread has gone rather off-topic! We'd better stick to greeting Aisleyne in future. Rest assured that I'll punish the person responsible for this, that scoundrel maringo! |
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| Back on topic - Hi Ash!
Loved your pics in the Star (WHICH I BOUGHT!) today -
Lots of comments here
http://www.aisleyne.com/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=968&posts=... |
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| Hi Aisleyne.
I hope your hand heals quickly.
As I've posted somewhere else earlier, the next time I see you in a cast, I want it to be in a film. |
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| Hi Aisleyne! Hope you had a long lie-in this morning. |
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| Aisleyne, while your injury has turned you from a clubber to a forumer, can't you get BIG Pictures to pap you logging in and out, just to keep the photo-editors happy? |
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| Good to see you're a regular here now, Aisleyne So how's the hand today? |
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| Thanks again Aisleyne for replying to my questions and i really hope your hand gets better quick. Keep doing what you do because your Star and you look great in all the photoshoots you do. I really think that you could be a professional model |
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| Hi Ash! How's the handy-poos?
Have you seen the gallery of you on Sky Showbiz? - fantastic!
http://www.aisleyne.com/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=999&posts=... |
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| Hi Ash! Same questions as ofni.
PS: Ofni, handy-poos? |
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| maringo - 1/5/2007 16:26
Hi Ash! Same questions as ofni.
PS: Ofni, handy-poos?
Oh, it's a grandad sympathy thing, you're too young and insensitive to understand. |
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| hi ais when are we going to see you in the magazines again :cool |
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| ladyash - 1/5/2007 18:06
hi ais when are we going to see you in the magazines again :cool
Try dangling a watch in front of her and she might tell you when/where that hypnosis article is coming out. |
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| Aisleyne is busy discussing things with staff members at the moment, so she might not get time to post today. |
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The "Hi Aisleyne" thread
