jokes thread
sophie
Posted 4/8/2007 17:38 (#20499)
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a thread for jokes

why did E.T have big eyes??

because he saw his phone bill

why did a girl put 2 quaters in her ear??

so she could listen to 50 cent

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sophie
Posted 4/8/2007 17:39 (#20500 - in reply to #20499)
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share your jokes here lol
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ladyash
Posted 4/8/2007 17:49 (#20501 - in reply to #20500)
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bb8
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sophie
Posted 4/8/2007 17:55 (#20502 - in reply to #20499)
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haha good one
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ladyash
Posted 4/8/2007 18:11 (#20504 - in reply to #20502)
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 The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate  
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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”

And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!”

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PrincessRachel
Posted 4/8/2007 20:46 (#20509 - in reply to #20499)
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lol I like that
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ladyash
Posted 4/8/2007 21:05 (#20511 - in reply to #20509)
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Ending It All  
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An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.

After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.

So she shot herself in the left kneecap.

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sophie
Posted 4/8/2007 21:06 (#20512 - in reply to #20499)
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LMAO!!
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sophie
Posted 4/8/2007 21:08 (#20513 - in reply to #20499)
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i got this one of this joke thing on msn:

Q: What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and a bucket of crap?

A: The bucket.
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PrincessRachel
Posted 4/8/2007 21:18 (#20516 - in reply to #20511)
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ladyash - 4/8/2007 21:05

Ending It All  
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An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.

After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.

So she shot herself in the left kneecap.



lmao
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ladyash
Posted 4/8/2007 22:13 (#20518 - in reply to #20516)
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A woman went to her priest with a problem... 
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A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

 
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PrincessRachel
Posted 4/8/2007 22:22 (#20519 - in reply to #20499)
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lol! haha
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sophie
Posted 4/8/2007 22:25 (#20520 - in reply to #20499)
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HAHA lol gud one
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PrincessRachel
Posted 5/8/2007 23:34 (#20559 - in reply to #20499)
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omg listen to my joke what I tell everyone, it is sooooo funny lol

I slept like a log last night,I woke up in the fire!

haha dont you think its funny
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sophie
Posted 6/8/2007 15:55 (#20586 - in reply to #20499)
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lolhehe
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sophie
Posted 6/8/2007 22:39 (#20621 - in reply to #20499)
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a man went to the doctors and went:
ive got a strawberry up my bum

the doctor said: well put some cream on it ( yah no like strawberries and cream?? lol haha er..no!! lol)
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